Set out a large wooden board, marble slab, or serving platter. Gather all your ingredients and arrange them on your counter for easy access.
Place 8 ounces goat cheese and 8 ounces brie on opposite sides or corners of the board. Set small bowls on the board and fill one with ½ cup chocolate hazelnut spread and another with ¼ cup honey.
Arrange 8 ounces chocolate truffles, 6 ounces chocolate-covered caramels, and 4 ounces broken chocolate pieces in clusters near one cheese. Add 6 ounces chocolate-covered pretzels nearby, allowing sections to slightly overlap.
Fan out 12 Milano cookies in one section. Create a casual pile with 10-12 pirouette cookies. Arrange 15-20 chocolate sandwich cookies in another area. Add 12-15 shortbread cookies and 8-10 waffle cookies in remaining spaces, varying heights and arrangements.
Scatter 1 pound strawberries (some halved, some whole) throughout the board. Fill gaps with 6 ounces raspberries, 6 ounces blackberries, and 6 ounces blueberries, creating colorful pops between other items.
Add 8 ounces pretzel crisps or crackers near the cheeses. Tuck in optional extras like 4 ounces meringues, 3 ounces gummy candies, 4 ounces marshmallows, or 3 ounces caramels to fill any gaps.
Adjust items to create an abundant, overflowing look. Add a honey dipper to the honey bowl if desired. Serve immediately, or cover loosely and refrigerate for up to 2 hours. Remove from refrigerator 15 minutes before serving.